What have you been doing? Stand up? I know you're probably really busy with the show, but do you ever get to go out and do, I had to get one of the net McMahon insurance, Like a million dollars insurance. So they, so they have me like with severe abdominal pain, rectal bleeding, So, uh, so anyways, I find out that the insurance company is privy to all the doctor's notes and everything. No, notĪt the Mayo clinic, but at the lesser lesser I don't think of the Mayo clinic that often happens. Every life insurance company turns me down why? And then I go, holy Lord, something's wrong with them? Because, uh, maybe Mayo clinic like, uh, lost a file or something, which the records, which the records often happens. And I go, I'll get a, I get a, I'll get some life insurance because this is irresponsible. Cause I had my kid, he's gotta be at least six. But, uh, so anyways, uh, six months later I decided I'll get me a, some life insurance. They just tell you how you got nothing yet. The doctor will come out and go, good news. They can't, they never give you a good, it's never liked. You know, they can only tell you, you have nothing. That's what it gives you, gives you peace of mind, you know, for a while, because Dodgers really, you know, they can't, that's, all they can do is give you not bad news. How did, how did it turn out? Clean bill of health? Congratulations.Ībsolutely. And, and so then I get the thorough examination. You know, I don't want to talk about the doctor, but I go through all the doctors, you know, and I ha like wheezing and coughing. And then he checks out my sister real thorough. So he gives me a real thorough and then the stomach Dodger. I go to the throat, diner, go, my throat hurts all the time, a constant pain in my throat, the guy like good Lord. īut anyway, so I went to every guy, you know, and every doctor and, uh, I do a thing. And, uh, you know, I want it to be enjoyable. Uh, and you know, you're, you know, you're very nervous about that examination, you know, because you know, you don't want it to be painful. I know at first I was a little suspicious because I know that in medical school, there comes a time when you have to pick your specialty Is very important, quite because a lot.
I go to the doctor, you know, the Ash doctor, I go to that year, doctor, I go to the nose doctor. So, uh, I go there and I go to all the doctors, you know, I go to the throat doctor. You know, everybody, I sound like good man. So I thought I'd go to the male clinic and I'll get examined by everybody. So, so you're, you're saying you didn't feel like you're getting a thorough examination out nowĪnd I want it thorough. Exactly how your knee should respond when struck by a hammer. Your knee goes up and they were excellent. You think that, you know, from the cartoons, you know, and so then they hit your knee. And then I, you know, they hit your knee with a hammer. They always want to make you feel better, you know, no matter what, you know what I'm saying, get, take your blood pressure and then they'll go, what am I got? There they go a 180 overnight.
Uh, and uh, I was going to a regular doctor for a while, but these guys suck. Going good? I, uh, I, uh, I'm worried about my health, you know, uh, I went to a, I go in and out of the Mayo Clinic. W what's new in your life? How are things going? What Nah, man, uh, I, it's a mad house back there, man, with the animals and stands back there and he's there with the animal Jack Hanna. Tell us about things that have been going on for you. And then six months later I went, hang-gliding way more exciting. He's gotta be at least eight, but when he's first born, you know, it's the most, you know, this, the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. You, you, you know the feeling you have a a son Entitled a minute with Stan Hooper, ladies and gentlemen Norm MacDonald.Ĭongratulations. Our next guest is a very funny man, starring in his own television program. This transcript is automatic and has errors.